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So, there's this girl, right? That I met in class, right?

Well, see. I'm trying to have sex with her and, see, I'm not very attractive. I even asked her if I could have sex with her.

"(her name), what would it take for you and I to have sexual intercourse...lots of money? power?"

She said, "Ster, for starters, you ugly, so -hahah- probably a whole fifth of whiskey...hahah".

I think that if I get this whiskey down her, my chances are better?

Help a virgin out, please...I'm desperate.
http://thewhiskyexchange.com

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Posted 2009-09-30 20:21:23
been there, my friend.




Posted 2009-10-02 15:18:11
Also try some Barry White.




Posted 2009-11-08 10:56:29
If she won't have sex with you because she thinks you're ugly, forget about her.  If she's drunk, it really isn't her having sex with you because she won't be in control of herself.  And if you are under 21, you could get both her and yourself in serious trouble for drinking.  Not to mention who ever buys this for you.




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